“In a world gone mad, at least we have heirloom apples.”

By Corey Williams
September 27, 2018
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Forget pumpkin spice—it’s apple season, you guys! The New York Times bestselling author Chuck Wendig seems just as excited as we are. In a hilarious days-long thread, Wendig took to Twitter to review some of the more bizarrely named heirloom apple varieties.

Here are some of our favorites.

On the hauntingly spicy Releika:

On the Wynooche Early, which might actually be a tomato:

On the unassuming Pippin Katrina:

On the Chestnut Crabapple, which hides amongst potatoes: 

For the full thread and more hilarious tweets, follow @ChuckWendig on Twitter.