How to Make It
Core the apple and pear swiftly.
Remove banana from skin using the squeeze-and-squirt method (patent pending).
Place all fruit in a colander in a sink beneath running faucet for 5 to 40 minutes, depending on video game involvement.
Place fruit in a blender.
Add packet of dry Kool-Aid to darken.
Run blender for 5 to 40 minutes (see above).
Label container with Sharpie.
Fill container with blended fruit.
Sleep late, drink breakfast, play video games.